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Rebirth: Divine Doctor, Sweet Wife
by Xiao Anyang
A couple, reborn together, dotes on each other. Come and join the tale!In her previous life, Gu Qingyao wanted to marry him, but did not have the courage. Now that she's reborn, she spends her time scheming to marry him in style, using the resources in her interspatial item to provide a huge dowry. Little does she know that another reborn person is secretly planning to bring her home. Mo Beihan brings a pile of presents and appears before Gu Qingyao with a cunning smile, looking like the big bad…
Bloodline Evolution System: Reign of the Dragon Snake
by Yolohy
Betrayed by her entire family, Tang Yue, the seventh princess of the snake clan, was betrothed to the tyrannical Elven prince, who is known for his blood lust and cold-blooded murders.He is even rumored to have killed several concubines mercilessly.Deemed as a piece of useless baggage and now tossed aside as a political chip, Tang Yue braved herself for the new torturous life that awaited her.As if this was not enough, someone mysteriously poisoned her in the betrothal ceremony.But akin to a sla…
The Daily Life of the Immortal King
by Kuxuan
As a cultivation genius who has achieved a new realm every two years since he was a year old, Wang Ling is a near-invincible existence with prowess far beyond his control. But now that he’s sixteen, he faces his greatest battle yet - Senior High School. With one challenge after another popping up, his plans for a low-key high school life seem further and further away...Wang Ling: I just want to eat my crispy noodle snacks in peace...Father Wang: If you're careless enough to destroy the country, …
The Birth of a Villainess
by Poisonlily
Blessed with a peerless beautiful face, Xiaofei was worthy of winning every men's heart and gaining women's envy in her previous life.But she foolishly fell in love with the evil prince, and was destined to die at the hands the one she loved.However, after her cruel death, Xiaofei finds herself alive again inside the body of a beautiful young lady from the noble Lin family owning the same name as her.But even in this new life and body. Evil schemes and scandals won't let her escape.Xiaofei swear…
Coming of the Villain Boss!
by Mo Ling
Imagine having the opportunity to be able to enter different worlds created by numerous novels and stories. Which kind of role would you like to play? Do you want to be the illustrious protagonist, either good or evil; or just be a supporting role standing behind the protagonists? Our villain boss Ming Shu would, however, choose none of the above. Claiming missions from the Harmony System, and driven by her endless passion for snacks, the world traveler, Ming Shu, embarks on the path to make the…
The Accidental Bride
by Chhavi Gupta
She goes to a wedding but ends up being the bride...Priya, a sweet beautiful girl, has a huge crush on Rahul in spite of the fact that he always ignored her... She still has eyes only for him. Her heart gets shattered into a thousand pieces when she gets to know that Rahul is getting married to his girlfriend... The events turn around and she has to marry him to save his family's name. Join their journey to see how the cute, funny and romantic incidents bring them together.
Xyrin Empire
by Yuan Tong
The legendary tale of the Xyrin Empire is not about its struggles... or the tempest of another world or some cultivation myth. This is a super-serious, super-hard sci-fi novel about saving the world. Take what I’m saying seriously... Not.Okay, this is just a funny story about a deceptive human emperor, bringing his bunch of slippery alien leaders to have fun saving the world every day.Chen Jun is an unmotivated otaku who turns into the Emperor of an ancient intergalactic magic sci-fi empire. Wit…
A Princess Reborn
by Authorprincessjody
Lina Carter, a fearless ex-soldier, never expected her life to end in a tragic accident or to wake up in someone else's body. Reincarnated as Princess Isabella, a timid royal trapped in a loveless marriage to Prince Nicholas Henry, Lina soon discovers the dark truth behind Isabella's fate.But Lina is no fragile princess. Determined to make the most of her new life, she transforms into a force to be reckoned with, outwitting the scheming prince and his secret lover. With humor, strength, and cunn…
Snack Powered Mage
by Zanden
Paused due to lack of financial motivation.When the sleepy little city of Warren Ohio starts teetering on the edge of chaos, Zoe is chosen to be a hero. There’s just one problem: she’s chubby, lazy, and way more invested in leveling up her Horizon Panther than saving the world. Monsters? Pass. But when a nagging system won’t stop harassing her and a looming Shard starts messing with her snack time, Zoe is forced to deal with her so-called "destiny." Begrudgingly. As long as it doesn’t interfere …
Reincarnated In A World of Silly Women
by TheLastMan
Do deities play practical jokes on mortals? My new life in a new world is gratifying, so far, but I can't help but wonder why. There are no men and these women are ridiculous.One all-female race after another, in this part of the world, at least. Amazons, Elves, and Fairies; each with strange quirks and bizarre personalities. I keep collecting more of them as I try to carve out a place for myself in this world.Author's Notes:I intend this to be a lighthearted comedy, as well as a fun and intrigu…
Deity Hero: Me! Gaining Disciples Makes Me Stronger!
by Master Laugh
"Xuan Yi was transported into the fictional world and became an elder of the Black Sword Sect! The moment he entered the world, he was at the Sea-Splitting Rank! He awakened his disciple accepting system. The more absurdly powerful his disciple, the stronger Xuan Yi would become! Others may depend on cultivation to raise their ranks, he raised his by accepting disciples! Although he was an elder, had anyone ever seen an elder whose strength was hundreds or even thousands of times higher than tha…
The Legend of Fuyao
by World Convergence
While excavating tombs, an archaeologist, the “red-haired witch,” causes too great a disturbance, becoming a martyr as a result of the grave chamber’s collapse. Seventeen years later, she finds herself transmigrated into the Five Regions Continent as the delinquent, Meng Fuyao, who struggles to survive in the lowest rungs of society. As a tsundere, crafty, loyal, vengeful, bold, and sharp-tongued woman, she has a unique charm that draws people around her.Follow the funny Fuyao as she defies fate…
The Strongest Snack Salesman!
by Mirrond
Chris was one of the top players of Royale of Romance, a top western MOBA game. His analytical skills were second to none, his reaction speeds the fastest.The only thing he was better at than RoR was snacking.Reborn in another world, he chooses his cheat skill knowing he has no reason to live without corn chips!
I Am Not A Detective
by Seabed Walker
A smart and handsome young man unexpectedly travels through Hokkaido and meets a calm and intelligent black long straight detective girl. In this world where the Japanese police are known as the "salaried barrel group," they work together to cleverly reason and solve countless suspenseful problems... Of course, this is impossible. What is actually being said here is that a young boy was struck by lightning and crossed Hokkaido. By chance, he unexpectedly met a foolish detective girl who was know…
Making Pets A Worldwide Phenomenon
by Ooty
# QI REJUVENATIONSpiritual auras were rejuvenated. The animals mutated and humans became summoners.However, society did not collapse. Mutated pets and summoners became part of the lives of humans.In the corner of a city, a jaded store manager was taking a nap on a recliner. Beside him was a small, fat, ice-blue dragon. As it ate ice cream, it flapped its wings and stirred up a cool breeze that blew over the manager.On the floor, a small, bluish-white milk cat was playfully chasing after a fat, r…